"Bette and Joan" by Anton Burge.
"Bette & Joan" depicts the two stars, Bette Davies and Joan Crawford, in adjacent dressing rooms, between takes on the set of "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane" over a period of one day in 1962. While Joan manages her anxiety by lacing her Pepsi with vodka and signing photographs for her beloved fans, Bette chain smokes and muses on her love life, and her ability to pick a decent script, never a decent man.
Behind the bitching and the practical jokes we see each woman's insecurities and regrets, and their rivalry is revealed to be underpinned by grudging respect as they attempt to identify their new roles in life as well as in their careers. The two chain-smoking Hollywood legends don’t hold back with their verbal attacks, finding faults to cause the most hurt to the other.
Bette Davies is played by Dawn Gutteridge. Dawn really looked to have had the most fun in this play as Bette comes across as the most spiteful, malicious character, but loves every moment of winding her dressing room neighbour up. In contrast, there are some quite mellow and morose moments with Bette as she recalls her regrets, especially within her marriages. there are some excellent lines in the script for both actresses, including one for Bette when she compares husbands and men with dogs, stating that she has never met a dog she didn't like. The bitterness just spills from Bette's lips, but it's delicious bitterness from an audience point of view.
There's also that very different image that both Bette and Joan cultivated for themselves. Bette's goth like white plaster make up and bright red lipstick, possibly an inspiration for Robert Smith of The Cure, as well as iconic costume for Jane Hudson, the aging child star in the film, and the blonde, ringletted wig. Davies' snarling lip and fiery eyes completed the image with perfection. Dawn herself may not have Bette Davies eyes, but that's what we got on Monday night's opening.
Joan Crawford is played by Sarah Taylor. Joan acted the star, whereas Bette was the working actress straight down the line. There are several lovely lines for Crawford in this play; one being that when she goes out in public, she wants her audience and fans to see Joan Crawford, as in her films, and a brilliant one that will stay with me forever is when she described all of her ex husbands by saying that she kept friendly with them but made sure that when they had left she "changed the locks and the toilet seats".
As with Dawn, Sarah completely morphed into the character, especially with the wig, and again with her eyes. The clothes were classy throughout and there were several things that were highlighted that I didn't know before. Joan apparently was a clean freak, wiping the phone receiver every time she answered it or made a call, even though she was the only one who used it. Bette had obviously clocked this when she disposed of one of her half smoked cigarettes in a place that horrified Joan.
Another thing, which made this pair not only rivals but a good match, was their attempt at winding the other up with pranks and jokes. Bette changing scenes and schedules with the Director, and Joan getting her own back with one scene where Jane Hudson had to lift her wheelchair bound sister, Blanche, out of the wheelchair. I won't give any spoilers!
Two quite opposite women who were brilliant jokers and rivals on and off screen. And you could see that Sarah and Dawn were enjoying performing as these legends with the look that they gave each other at the final bows.
There are a couple of voices heard off stage belonging to Charles Haley and Debra Haley.
Directed by Gill Scott, this really must have been a labour of love to bring these two screen icons to the studio stage at the Lace Market Theatre. the balance between educational and entertaining was very well balanced.
- Lighting and Sound Design is by Matt Alcock. Both areas were spot on, especially with the telephone sound effects, cutting off the split second that either of the two actors picked up the phone. That may sound a simple thing to get right, but you have to have concentration to get the timing right. The lighting dimmed for whenever either Bette or Joan left their side of the stage, focusing attention on the other stage dressing room, both sound and light guiding the audience as to where they needed to concentrate on. Again, these actions may sound very simplistic, and if it were that easy, we'd all be sound and light technicians, wouldn't we?
- Stage Managed by Chloe Murcott, assisted by Vivien Brierley.
- Costumes for the show are courtesy of Melanie Hamilton, Maddie Gould, Linda Croston and the company. All very stylish with just the right amount of retro look and feel.
Set Designer isn't mentioned but I will mention Hugh Philip who is named for the carpentry. Both sides of the dressing room have an area for the two stars to do their make up with the famous lightbulb lit mirrors. We immediately got that impression without there being any mirrors there, but when you see the design, you'll know what I mean, it's a clever one. The carpentry is the glam looking make up area. Black for Bette and white for Joan, again highlighting the differences in them both and also showing the darker side of the relationship points towards Bette again.
Every show will have a prompt somewhere hidden away. Julie Hughes was in one corner and had minimal work to do with these two class acts, but again, think of the amount of concentration and following the script for both is needed by Julie throughout.
Having never seen the play before tonight I couldn't wait to watch it, especially as I love the film "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane" and the legendary spitefulness that the press had fed reported. Were Joan and Bette just living up to their media image or did they really enjoy the spats to keep them both in the media spotlight. There may have been a clue about this near the start of the play, but it's one of those topics that I am sure will divide conversations after the play has ended, at the bar.
One advisory though, there's quite a bit of bad language in the play, and especially one particular word right at the end, which left my jaw dropped, but given which character delivered the word, came as no surprise really.
It is however an extremely lovable play with a lot of fun and laughter attached, and just a soupcon of melancholy, delivered by another two excellent actresses who are legendary ladies of the stage.
"Bette & Joan" opens this new season at the Lace Market Theatre and is on until Saturday 12 September.



























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